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Monday, February 23, 2004

I know this is really gross, but what really struck me about it was that it was also yummy looking. I'm pretty sure it's feces (presumably canine) covered with blue pearlescent confetti. Now, what series of events led to this? Really? A dog birthday party? Dogs aren't as embarrassed about pooping in social situations. However, the snow in the area had melted recently, so perhaps the dog doo-doo was deposited first, then more snow fell, then someone came by on New Year's and was in a celebretory mood or what have you... Or maybe someone just wanted to put confetti on dog poop. Who knows?

Or perhaps it was a magical dog from a cartoon like the Care Bears or Rainbow Brite. Maybe it was magical rainbow poop. Maybe I should have eaten it and might have been granted fantastic super powers. I could have been able to expand or contract my density, or fly, leaving behind me a trail of rainbow light, or perhaps I could have been able to emit blasts of light energy?

Brian posted at 3:40 PM.
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